03 March 2010

You, too, Can Own a Piece of Delaware History!

You Too Can Own A Piece of Delaware History!
Purchase a genuine Red Clay brick and sponsor a Child.

For a limited time only, purchase a genuine red clay brick, direct from the walls of the Maurice J. Moyer Academy, and authenticated by a local unemployed Mason. Your modest donation of $500* will subsidize the education of a public school student in the Red Clay School District.

Child sponsorship allows you to personally connect with a child in need while making a lasting investment in his/her short-term educational future (lets face it, $500 just doesn’t go as far as it used to). Your donation also strengthens your child’s local community, ensuring an extended network of consultative educational support and a relatively safe environment in which your child can thrive while his/her single parent is at one of his/her many jobs.

You will receive a photo and personal profile of the child you are sponsoring, updates on his/her wellbeing, and notes, drawings or correspondence from your child, at least twice a year* (*during standardized testing breaks).

Your one-time sponsorship provides a local child with things like educational-ish photo-copies from a textbook, nourishing Federally subsidized cafeteria food, and essential classroom supplies (may include, but not limited to: chalk, hand sanitizer, reams of copy paper, and new goldfish to replace the floaters).

For only $500, YOU can change the life of a child. But, don’t take my word for it. If you’re not totally satisfied with your child’s educational progress and testing prowess, the commemorative brick can also be used as a communication device, sending a powerful message to local decision-makers that you’ve lost any remaining faith you may have had in our public school system.

*Your $500 donation will be used to offset Delaware's $50 Million education spending deficit.

4 comments:

Miss Crabtree said...

TOO FUNNY. Where I can I send my donation and when can I get my kid?

You are a clever dog.

Kilroy said...

Yo yo , easy on the comedy! I tell the jokes around here :)

Kilroy said...

What are you a union blogger? Let's get to work! Breaks over!

Anonymous said...

Silence is golden.

Watching from the shadows.

MI